leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
Cuando era chiquita/o y se olvidaban de irme a...
likeazulmalobato: “SE OLVIDARON DE MI, AHORA VOY A TENER QUE VIVIR EN LA CALLE”
Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via fuckoff-mondays)
When prophytes ask when do you want to cross
there are somethings you just can't let go of.
ibleedtheatre: fangirlingwithhazza: myversionofperfect: hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight the faster you go the faster the wifi Now that’s motivation what has this world come to? lol!
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude* lmfao Candice
trying to get your whole chapter to fit in the...
When some tamborazo starts playing on pandora.
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...– Amanda Crute, “Why You’re Single” (via thewastedgeneration)
phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via plussh)
watching our neos at the end of their probate