May 2013
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Cuando era chiquita/o y se olvidaban de irme a...
likeazulmalobato:
“SE OLVIDARON DE MI, AHORA VOY A TENER QUE VIVIR EN LA CALLE”
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...”
– (via fuckoff-mondays)
When prophytes ask when do you want to cross
whatshouldwecallmgc:
there are somethings you just can't let go of.
ibleedtheatre:
fangirlingwithhazza:
myversionofperfect:
hyliam:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Now that’s motivation
what has this world come to? lol!
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
lmfao Candice
trying to get your whole chapter to fit in the...
whatshouldwecallmgc:
When some tamborazo starts playing on pandora.
el-nino-de-oro:
“You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...”
– Amanda Crute, “Why You’re Single” (via thewastedgeneration)
phistbump:
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via plussh)
watching our neos at the end of their probate
whatshouldwecallmgc:
Watch
